Lately I've been getting these e-mails from online stores that say things like "Thanks for looking at our wire grill basket." Or "Thanks for your interest in: Nars Mascara." I hope this is not a trend and I'll start to get e-mail reminders of all the crazy-a$$ crap I look at on the Internet.
A potential sample:
From Google: "Thanks for looking up how to spell "heroin."
From Pottery Barn: "We appreciate your interest in: $40 Napkin Rings."
From YouTube: "Thanks for watching Kitten Mittons repeatedly"
From Verizon: "Just buy the new phone already"
From WikiHow: "Do NOT attempt to change your propane tank yourself, idiot."
From ugliesttattoos.com: "Don't you have work to do?"
From curlingbasics.com: "Good luck!"
From fundrinkinggames.com: "You're too old for this crap."
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