Here I Go Again On My Own....

I'm going to miss my friend Tawny Kitaen. She's moving to Virgina and I sincerely hopes that Virginia gets hit with a grasshopper plague, forcing her to move back to ME! Indiana! Where we have no grasshopper plagues!

If that doesn't happen, we developed a plan (still working out some details) to move to Ireland and open up a pub. Roni my cat would be the barmaid, delivering beers to our patrons. In my head, Roni was like a mini-Clydesdale, pulling a wagon behind her. But I also like this version:

Tawny, you're one of the funniest people I know and one of my best friends. Come back soon! Love you tons!