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I went to the doctor on Wednesday. I was sent back to the room mercifully fast (it might be in my chart to get me in and out quickly, since the last time I was there I made a rather big scene when I waited in the room for the doctor for 45 minutes). The nurse did her business and left the room and I waited for the doctor. Here's what my room had to offer in the way of art and literature: