Blah blah blah, Fat Tuesday, blah blah, Mardi Gras blah.
So what.
The real party is this Saturday--Daylight Savings Day! It's like time traveling. To the future! But remember that you only time travel one hour. Obama will STILL be the president (good or bad), you will NOT have a bushy white beard, mostly likely your milk will NOT go bad in that hour, and most likely you WON'T wake up with a robot maid.
I'm going to the mall tonight to buy my Daylight Savings outfit.
**Disclaimer: I owe some of the comedy here to my favorite comedien Paul F. Tompkins. http://comedians.jokes.com/paul-f--tompkins/videos/paul-f--tompkins---daylight-saving-time/
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