Christmas has come early,
SOUTH BEND IS GETTING A CITIZEN'S POLICE ACADEMY!!
I can't wait for the wacky hi jinks! The practical jokes! The funny noises! Mahoney! Hightower! The Blue Oyster Bar! You just KNOW someone's gonna fall in the river and find a dead body! Or maybe there'll be a police chase through the mall! I would love it if they were a horse squad, riding over to the west side on horses, guns-a-blazin'.
Maybe I should enroll. Then I could arrest my neighbors for resisting to be sane.
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