Some Things Need to be Explained, Apparently

I ran into the grocery store to grab 4 items to make myself the most delicious sesame noodles for din din tonight. My Beiber-esque clerk in the express lane was running my debit card when a woman approached him, having just come in the front door. She pointed to the "10 or Less" sign and asked if that meant a TOTAL of 10 items or if she could come through the line with 10 cans of soup, 10 boxes of cereal, 10 gallons of milk, etc.

I wish I could have stayed and waited for her to check out.