If You're Ignorant You Could be Famous!

One of the greatest inventions ever (rivaling crystal kitty litter) is the comments section under the online articles of my newspaper. Simply brilliant. Give EVERYONE a chance to voice their opinion, no matter how weird or insane that opinion is.

Like 1/3 of the country, South Bend is in for the Blizzard of Mind Blowing Proportions. The "front page" of our little newspaper is nothing but articles on how to drive in the weather, what's closed because of the weather, and updates every hour on the progress of the storm.

In response to the article about the massive throngs of people at grocery stores buying up all the bread, milk and meat in the city, the following responses appeared:

"There are a ridiculous amount of ignorant people here. These [panicked
grocery store] articles are paid for by the grocery stores to move expiring
product."

"That's ignorant, to think the stores ordered the storm!"

"It's always a good idea to keep a few extra rolls of toilet paper in your
house!"

"It's ignorant to hoard toilet paper!"

"Global warming is a government hoax just like the global cooling hoax of
the '70s."

"You're ignorant!"