Thanks to Eagle-Eyed George Clooney for catching this one at Meijer this week.
You tell 'em Random Person! Get more yogurt!
I might start carrying around little scraps of paper, leaving notes.
"Your friends park in front of my house 3 times a week, leaving me to park
across the street. Could you please tell your friends to ride their
bikes?"
"I come to this Starbucks every Saturday morning and have to ask you for
skim milk. Could you please just start putting a carafe of skim milk on the
little coffee bar thing?"
"You obviously know you have class every Monday and Wednesday at 5:30.
Could you please not eat a loaf of garlic bread (or the equivalent of) at 5:25
and then release silent-but-deadly burps every 5 minutes, directly behind me?"
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