Marty McFly Style

In honor of Daylight Savings Time and our amazing one hour time-travelling journey into the future, I'd like to list the things I'm looking forward to in the future:

• Tootbrushing pills. Or robots that brush your teeth for you while you're asleep. Whichever comes first.
• Roni's appearance as cover-kitty for Cat Fancy Magazine.
• A Jean-Ralphio spin-off show.
• Girl Scout cookie ATMs.
• Winning the house raffle.--Make it happen Michelle!!
• "Duchess Stuifbergen...your table is ready."
• Coconut being named the official flavor of the United States.
• My neighbor's reality show, "The Real Cranky Ladies of South Bend."