Expert Opinion

My family has a thing for cardinals. Stick a cardinal on something and the odds that we'll buy it have automatically increased 10-fold. Christmas time is always a good time to stock up on cardinals and my Christmas decorations are proof of that. I've got a tree full of cardinals, I've got cardinal clocks, picture frames, candles, candle holders, candle warmers, wreaths, mugs, plates, snow globes, figurines, napkins, napkin rings, dish clothes, magnets, hand towels, soap pumps, and cookie cutters. My collection is vast and carefully curated. So I am qualified to make the following judgement.

This

is the worst cardinal I've ever seen. 

Shame shame Target.