If someone told me they'd give me 100 sandwiches, I'd probably think "I'm drinking spinach juice, so a sandwich sounds good this morning. But 100? That's insane!"
If someone gave me 100 coupons to Trader Joe's I'd probably think "Pumpkin whoopie pies, here I come! But how could I ever use 100 coupons?"
If someone said "In 100 days you need to move out of your house," I'd think "No sweat. What should I do with the other 82 days?"
But this morning a website told me that my wedding is in 100 days. And I'm losing my spinach juice.
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